Friday, June 22, 2007

copier/printer in the white house (updated)

ok, i'm at work....just a quick note here. there is a guy here fixing our color printer (it breaks frequently). he is talking on one of those damned walkie-talkie cellphone things, and talking loudly. i can't concentrate. anyway, he's talking to someone who's working on a busted printer at the white house. apparently it's a phaser 7760. so now you know what karl rove uses to duplicate memos regarding the removal of u.s. attorneys or the slow destruction of civil liberties...

UPDATE: holy lord, this guy doesn't shut up. he's going to work at the new executive office building next, and he just read off his name, social, and birthdate out loud for everyone in the office to hear. does anyone want to steal an identity, i've got all the information written down right here...

2 comments:

Random said...

Hey, you better not give my SS away punk...I know where you work!

In all seriousness, I hate those friggin' push-to-talk phones. It's the bleep that annoys me the most. Is there no way to adjust those things so they don't do that? I'd like to take one of those things and throw my arm out by pitching it against the nearest wall with all of my might and watching it shatter into a million jagged little, slightly less annoying pieces.

IMGoph said...

hey there matt! good to see that someone as far away as atlanta is reading this! i'm going nationwide!